Lit up by the city.: Things My Boyfriend Says

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Things My Boyfriend Says

He says a lot of things.
But these two recent comments stuck out the most.

“You’re hair feels like something soft in a toilet paper ad.
Like the toilet paper, not the poo.”

“Eating yogurt lying down is always a bad idea. It’s all about strategy... and speed!”

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UnknownMarch 14, 2010 at 4:57 PM
Sam's got competition: http://thingsmyboyfriendsays.com/
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