Apocalypse Survival on a Bike

The end of the world is fast-approaching according to some, but anyone on a bike will easily escape
 
llustration by Margaret Beach

There's been a lot of talk surrounding the alleged end to the Mayan calendar, and consequently the fast-approaching fate of the planet. Lately, people have been worried about whether or not a catastrophic event will occur, if the world will end, and if cities will crumble.

If that does happen, cyclists won't have a lot to worry about. If you pack carefully and mount your trusted steed at the first sign of danger, you'll make it out of harms way. You'll be able to live comfortably in the wild with essential survival gear strapped to your bike.

There is a resurgence of Gothic horror and a lot of stories, TV shows, and films featuring end-of-the-world or religious apocalypse scenarios. And just like preparations for possible zombie attacks, we should be preparing for ways to escape any potential urban downfalls.

There are many reasons why you'll be able to escape on your two-wheeled love. The simplicity and human-powered capability of a bicycle will take you way farther than any other vehicle. And while a bike is light and non-complex, it also has the potential to carry a huge amount of stuff.

"Bad Air" by my mum. That's what I'll look like when the city starts to crumble.

First and foremost, a bike will never run out of gas (unless, of course, you do). If it does end up breaking or needs a tune-up, its mechanics are simple enough to learn and relatively easy to fix. Everything is there for you to see, and with a bit of fiddling and practice, any novice and learn to tune their bike like a pro. Regular check-ups can help your escape vehicle last for a long while.

Since you will be on the road for a while, you'll want to make sure you can carry all of the essentials: tents, canned goods, dogs, clothing, camp gear, and tools If you have a trailer, hitch 'er up. Trailers are great for heavy or awkward-shaped items like a camp-stove, water jugs or children. Another great thing to have are a set of panniers and a detachable front basket. On top of all that, a large camping-style over night backpack can also be carried.

If you come to a line-up of abandoned cars or reach a large crater in the road, you can simply take off and carry each pack over or around the blockage before manoeuvring your bike around said obstruction.

It may seem a silly to plan for such destruction and obstructions, but you'll be the smart one as you pedal to safety. Think of your planning and ability to safely bike away from an apocalyptic event as added insurance, like a bomb shelter from the cold war era.

Read my recent article about why apocalypse and Gothic 2012 stories are so prevalent at this time, and how society's fears translate into pop culture (featuring gothic professor Sarah Henstra and horror writer Gemma Files).